Wealth Obsessive-Compulsive Greed Disorder (WOCGD) is an anxiety disorder in which wealthy people have recurring thoughts, ideas or sensations (obsessions) that make them feel driven to confiscate, appropriate, or steal anything considered as valuable (compulsions). They suffer from an insatiable longing for unneeded excess (greed).
WOCGD is nearly always associated with Egotistical Materialistic Accrual Disorder (EMAD), which is a personality disorder in which there is a long-term pattern of abnormal behaviour characterized by exaggerated feelings of self-importance, an excessive need for admiration, and a lack of understanding of others' feelings.
The is no known cure for these afflictions but complete economic collapse has been known to temporarily temper the virulence of outbreaks.
These conditions are extremely contagious and even though those infected usually confine their contacts with mere mortals to a minimum, the public is never-the-less warned not to approach, associate or frequent individuals suffering from these disorders.
Individuals suffering from WOCGD and EMAD have been classified as highly toxic by left wingers, die-hard communists and other closet wannabies.
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In the old days, outlaws, and tough guys had tattoos and rode big bikes.
Now everyone has tattoos and ride Harleys, while the now much older outlaws and tough guys, look on in amazement at how the geeks, freaks and feeble stole their culture.
But we are secure in the knowledge that neither the tattoos nor the Harleys make will ever make them tough.
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In the current zeitgeist, I see "the law” as little more than a general consensus of what humans of a certain age and dominant political or social status (dogs with the loudest bark) view as “right and proper.”
Moreover, it amuses me that anyone could ever imagine otherwise.
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I am amazed at this society’s tragic inability to discuss anything coherently in the public arena.
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Never before in history has a society studied so much and learned so little — which is what happens when you resort to scientizing things that are essentially matters of conduct. It rests on the fallacy that if you compile enough statistics about something, you can control it.
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The more educated people are, the more they replace reality with airy abstractions. And the more preposterous the idea, the more traction it gets. It’s the mark of the great intellect to affect an understanding of pure gibberish.
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I fully expect spectacle and buffoonery as the new normal.
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Virtue signaling is a status acquisition racket
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Politics is nothing more than perpetual Kabuki to distract the masses.
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The soon to be released second Edition of the Newspeak Dictionary has some new entries, namely:
Black cats will be referred to as, “Socially-disadvantaged felines.” And black swans as “Colour-affirmative swans.”
When the new edition is released, even to say, “black,” will be treated as a thoughtcrime. Not even the colour is permitted to be said because it triggers legacy White thoughtcrime.
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Technology has taken more from us than it has given us.
We have “progressed” ourselves into unpleasant, unusability. Thanks to technology there is no truth, there is only spin. It is becoming more and more apparent as time goes by, the deadly virus that is technology has not only killed truth, but pretty much everything else it comes in contact with.
And worse, technology has destroyed our intellectual capabilities. We are no longer required to think, our “smartphone” can do that for us. We no longer need to learn to spell, our spelling corrector does that for us. We no longer need to research, Google does that for us…..
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Politicians are like American beer; watered down to blandness and too much gas.
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Abnormality
Abnormality is anything which makes the rest of us look normal
While the word abnormal is a contentious term that requires an arbitrary assessment of what constitutes being "normal", abnormality is a specific assessment based on undeniable facts; everyone is fucked up, and it's the job of Behavioural Sciences to not only assess why an individual is a loony but to make that person aware of his or her abnormalities.
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While laughter is the best medicine, many cancer patients prefer chemotherapy.
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Quantum economics
Quantum economics is a fundamental economic theory that unifies the economic theories of Marx, Planck, Keynes, Ronald Reagan, and Charles Ponzi.
It accounts for certain wave-particle dualities that have been observed that cannot be explained using classical economic theory. However, there are many unsolved problems that exist with our current understanding of quantum economics: in particular, quantum economics conflicts with general common sense. Despite this weakness, quantum economics has found many applications in the fields of business and government.
New quantum element was recently discovered and econoscientists have named it the Bozon. When a bozon accelerates, it emits morons and can create a field of ignorance.
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Stereotype Reassignment Surgery
Stereotype Reassignment Surgery is a newly invented technique allowing national, ethnic and social groups who are fed up with their current stereotypes to trade them with another group.
To date, only a few groups have made use of this procedure.
Michael Jackson was the first person to attempt Stereotype Reassignment Surgery. He reassigned himself from a black male to a white female. Due to this failure, more extensive sociological testing is required before the next operation can begin.
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Stupid questions
Since the dawn of humankind, there have existed many questions which humans have struggled to find the meaning for.
What I'm deeply concerned about is that idiots throughout the ages have endeavored to formulate coherent sentences about these questions and then forget about actually answering them.
Fortunately, there is no greater mechanism to harness the combined stupidity of humankind than the Internet, and it is by that amazing collaborative power that I have finally come to the conclusion that since the invention of the toilet, stupid people have been forced to spend many uninterrupted minutes thinking about answers to the questions that most intelligent people wouldn't bother deeply considering, if only to distract themselves from the smell.
WOCGD is nearly always associated with Egotistical Materialistic Accrual Disorder (EMAD), which is a personality disorder in which there is a long-term pattern of abnormal behaviour characterized by exaggerated feelings of self-importance, an excessive need for admiration, and a lack of understanding of others' feelings.
The is no known cure for these afflictions but complete economic collapse has been known to temporarily temper the virulence of outbreaks.
These conditions are extremely contagious and even though those infected usually confine their contacts with mere mortals to a minimum, the public is never-the-less warned not to approach, associate or frequent individuals suffering from these disorders.
Individuals suffering from WOCGD and EMAD have been classified as highly toxic by left wingers, die-hard communists and other closet wannabies.
----oOo----
In the old days, outlaws, and tough guys had tattoos and rode big bikes.
Now everyone has tattoos and ride Harleys, while the now much older outlaws and tough guys, look on in amazement at how the geeks, freaks and feeble stole their culture.
But we are secure in the knowledge that neither the tattoos nor the Harleys make will ever make them tough.
---- oOo ----
In the current zeitgeist, I see "the law” as little more than a general consensus of what humans of a certain age and dominant political or social status (dogs with the loudest bark) view as “right and proper.”
Moreover, it amuses me that anyone could ever imagine otherwise.
---- oOo ----
I am amazed at this society’s tragic inability to discuss anything coherently in the public arena.
---- oOo ----
Never before in history has a society studied so much and learned so little — which is what happens when you resort to scientizing things that are essentially matters of conduct. It rests on the fallacy that if you compile enough statistics about something, you can control it.
---- oOo ----
The more educated people are, the more they replace reality with airy abstractions. And the more preposterous the idea, the more traction it gets. It’s the mark of the great intellect to affect an understanding of pure gibberish.
---- oOo ----
I fully expect spectacle and buffoonery as the new normal.
---- oOo ----
Virtue signaling is a status acquisition racket
---- oOo ----
Politics is nothing more than perpetual Kabuki to distract the masses.
---- oOo ----
The soon to be released second Edition of the Newspeak Dictionary has some new entries, namely:
Black cats will be referred to as, “Socially-disadvantaged felines.” And black swans as “Colour-affirmative swans.”
When the new edition is released, even to say, “black,” will be treated as a thoughtcrime. Not even the colour is permitted to be said because it triggers legacy White thoughtcrime.
---- oOo ----
Technology has taken more from us than it has given us.
We have “progressed” ourselves into unpleasant, unusability. Thanks to technology there is no truth, there is only spin. It is becoming more and more apparent as time goes by, the deadly virus that is technology has not only killed truth, but pretty much everything else it comes in contact with.
And worse, technology has destroyed our intellectual capabilities. We are no longer required to think, our “smartphone” can do that for us. We no longer need to learn to spell, our spelling corrector does that for us. We no longer need to research, Google does that for us…..
---- oOo ----
Politicians are like American beer; watered down to blandness and too much gas.
---- oOo ----
Abnormality
Abnormality is anything which makes the rest of us look normal
While the word abnormal is a contentious term that requires an arbitrary assessment of what constitutes being "normal", abnormality is a specific assessment based on undeniable facts; everyone is fucked up, and it's the job of Behavioural Sciences to not only assess why an individual is a loony but to make that person aware of his or her abnormalities.
---- oOo ----
While laughter is the best medicine, many cancer patients prefer chemotherapy.
---- oOo ----
Quantum economics
Quantum economics is a fundamental economic theory that unifies the economic theories of Marx, Planck, Keynes, Ronald Reagan, and Charles Ponzi.
It accounts for certain wave-particle dualities that have been observed that cannot be explained using classical economic theory. However, there are many unsolved problems that exist with our current understanding of quantum economics: in particular, quantum economics conflicts with general common sense. Despite this weakness, quantum economics has found many applications in the fields of business and government.
New quantum element was recently discovered and econoscientists have named it the Bozon. When a bozon accelerates, it emits morons and can create a field of ignorance.
---- oOo ----
Stereotype Reassignment Surgery
Stereotype Reassignment Surgery is a newly invented technique allowing national, ethnic and social groups who are fed up with their current stereotypes to trade them with another group.
To date, only a few groups have made use of this procedure.
Michael Jackson was the first person to attempt Stereotype Reassignment Surgery. He reassigned himself from a black male to a white female. Due to this failure, more extensive sociological testing is required before the next operation can begin.
---- oOo ----
Stupid questions
Since the dawn of humankind, there have existed many questions which humans have struggled to find the meaning for.
What I'm deeply concerned about is that idiots throughout the ages have endeavored to formulate coherent sentences about these questions and then forget about actually answering them.
Fortunately, there is no greater mechanism to harness the combined stupidity of humankind than the Internet, and it is by that amazing collaborative power that I have finally come to the conclusion that since the invention of the toilet, stupid people have been forced to spend many uninterrupted minutes thinking about answers to the questions that most intelligent people wouldn't bother deeply considering, if only to distract themselves from the smell.